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*Not About A Colonoscopy*

*Not About A Colonoscopy*

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* Well…today I could write about the colonoscopy I had yesterday….. Butt…I’d probably loose subscribers….. I guess colonoscopies are a necessity of life….. But(t) not something to talk about………….so maybe I shouldn’t(?)….. I’ve recently been wondering what drives a doctor to specialize in that “end” of health(?)…at one time I had wondered about Podiatrists and their propensities…and even Gynecologists make sense…but(t)…Proctology(?)…(i.e. Colorectal Specialists)….. …..Nope…Not so much….. However…I would like to ask………….Just What IS That…

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***Preparation For The Ball***

***Preparation For The Ball***

**********Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps********** As I’m posting this….. My fully armed chili is being distributed and dispensed….to unsuspecting riders….. They are partaking in my sumptuously prepared dish of multiple bean chili…(and sausage)….. Tomorrow is our last Fox Hunt of this Season…and we look forward to next year….. And after the riders have trailered their mounts home….. …..bathed their Hunt horses…showered themselves…and otherwise readied themselves for our annual Hunt Club Ball (this evening)….. Their gastric appliances have been…

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***Swamp Gas***

***Swamp Gas***

**********Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps********** The mark of a good (self-professed) writer is one who picks timely…interesting…appropriate blog posts….. I’m none of those things….. And this post probably illustrates that completely….. The up-coming fart innuendoes are both immature and inappropriate….. …..(but really funny if you think about it)….. And I figured…because I’m only writing this post to my friend Pascal…it’s only a musing between him and me…so it doesn’t matter….. *****(Remind Me?  Who’s Pascal?)***** Pascal is not to…

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J. B. Dare I Hope?

J. B. Dare I Hope?

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* ~~~”Be still my beating heart”~~~ My Jim Beam pilgrimage continues….. I did go into my local Winn Dixie liquor store…and had a confabulation with the regular cashier….. She noticed my distraught comportment…(and yes–comportment)….. My stare was middle-distanced and unfocused…I had a knuckle dragging posture…and slumped carriage….. In a nutshell…I was sadness and depression personified….. I started my questions as soon as I put my regular purchases on the counter by the cash register……..

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Fire Cider & The Neti Pot

Fire Cider & The Neti Pot

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* It’s that time of year…when colds and flu are everywhere…all those viral bugs are running hog wild….. …..and I have a cold….. I can’t hear above the sloshing in my skull…my ears hurt…my eyes keep watering…& I have a cough….. …..I’m whining and I’m miserable….. My older daughter recently made “Fire Cider”….. Sounds interesting…doesn’t it?….. ***THIS IS A WARNING FOR ALL UNSUSPECTING CIDER DRINKERS*** Fire cider is NOT alcoholic….. It is NOT meant…

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Parking Lot Pandering

Parking Lot Pandering

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* We’re not really a fast-food family….. It’s not a regular occurrence…however…sometimes it’s a matter of necessity…or maybe a small fun celebration….. But it really doesn’t happen on a regular basis….. Recently…one of those necessary occurrences did occur….. We’d all left the house early to run errands…and meet with appointed appointments…and then as things usually do…everything ran later than expected….. We found ourselves well after lunch time…plus we were still a long way from…

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***Bugs***

***Bugs***

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* Sunny sub-tropical Florida is known for its beaches…resorts…beautiful sunrises over the Atlantic…and equally gorgeous sunsets in the Gulf….. The peripheral edges of the state…(and Disney World)…are idilic vacation destinations for lots of tourists….. Those of us who live here year round…(Not at Cinderella’s castle…or in a beach cabana)…we live in the interior of the state…at various elevations…usually marginally above sea level….. …..(I think we’re at about thirty-five feet above sea level here)….. We…

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Adulthood

Adulthood

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* Adulthood?….. It’s over-rated….. …..and I don’t like it….. Having a driver’s license is convenient…and being of drinking age is certainly a plus….. …..but the rest of it(?)………….you can have it….. And you’re expected to be responsible(!?!)….. Plus let’s not talk about the effects of gravity…I mean…it has its perks…(like not flying off into space)….. …..right now I really can’t think of anything else it’s good for….. But those of us who are aging…(and…

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Herbicides & Sushi

Herbicides & Sushi

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* It probably sounds weird to have those two words in the same sentence….. But there was a sequence of events….. My older daughter and I are trying to dig ourselves out of this jungle…(which we call home)…that developed while our tractor was out of service & we couldn’t mow….. Our Swamp is intent on fortifying its soggy roots and growing over us….. While my daughter took on another day of bush hogging the…

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Red/Purple Hair

Red/Purple Hair

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* ~~~~~Try My Posts on SubStack/Click Here~~~~~ My youngest kid wants “Midnight Ruby” hair….. …..well okay then….. My younger daughter has always looked good sporting excessively scorching red hair….. This dye job has turned out looking more like a ruby eggplant….. “Hot Tamale” has become one of her favorite colors….. We’ve settled for Pomegranate dye in the past……….but now….. She has been hankering for something more extreme….. Who am I to stay no…..(?)….. …..(well…..I…

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