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Just when I think I might have trouble finding something to write about and post…..

…..another day dawns…..

…..who am I kidding…(?)…there’s always some fresh disaster to write about…and more just waiting in the draft folder…..

So I’ll get to it…..

Our buck goat (Professor Dillamond) broke out of his buck pen…..

…..he had an undetermined amount of time to “cavort” with the girls…..

…..(you understand that when I say “cavort”…I really mean “boink”…right?)…..

…..(I’ll conjugate “to boink” for you…but I’m sure you get the idea)…..

My daughter’s checked out the welded metal panels on his pen…..

…..they were bent (not easy to do)…Dillamond probably was not the culprit…it was probably one of the girls…..

When the does get frisky…etiquette just flies out the window…..

Here we are at the beginning of August…a goat’s gestation is approximately five months…..

***When To Expect Kids***

…..so we would be expecting baby goats the last week in December…(at least it will be cool by then)…..

The only things that might throw a monkey wrench in the works are:

A.  Dillamond didn’t have enough time…(HA!)…..

B.  The Girls weren’t in season (HARDLY!…someone broke him out of his pen for a romp)…..

C.  Dillamond’s too old…and infertile…and/or impotent…(but I’ve NEVER known a buck goat to be impotent…that’s one of the LAST things to go)…..

D.  I really can’t think of anything for “D”…..

Age-related infertility really is the only thing that would prohibit babies in December…plus sperm count would be down right now too..it’s SO HOT!…(TMI?…always!)…..

Well babies or not…I hope the old dude had fun…..

 

 

 

 

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