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~~~A Goat Tale~~~

~~~A Goat Tale~~~

**********Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps********** The Professor was an old man….. …..when Doctor Brigid was over recently…she commented on his age….. …..we couldn’t remember how old he was…he’d been here for years…I haven’t looked at his papers yet….. I guess by now…you’ve realized…I’m using the past tense….. Professor Dillamond died right before Hurricane Ian….. …..it was a peaceful death…he had a long life…he was a good boy….. But then with the approaching hurricane…other priorities took over…where the Professor…

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~~Goat Gestation~~

~~Goat Gestation~~

**********Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps********** Just when I think I might have trouble finding something to write about and post….. …..another day dawns….. …..who am I kidding…(?)…there’s always some fresh disaster to write about…and more just waiting in the draft folder….. So I’ll get to it….. Our buck goat (Professor Dillamond) broke out of his buck pen….. …..he had an undetermined amount of time to “cavort” with the girls….. …..(you understand that when I say “cavort”…I really mean…

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***Mnefarious***

***Mnefarious***

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* CLICK HERE***Maybe This Link Will Get You To My Tick Tock Channel*** We welcomed a new big buck goat to our farm recently….. Doctor Brigid has a surplus of boys on her farm…..and Mnefarious is just too good to pass by….. Mnefarious is a six year old LaMancha buck who was bred by Doctor Brigid…..he’s a beautiful/spotted boy….. …..(honestly…..her goats put ours to shame)….. …..(all our herd look like backwoods/feral/nasties by comparison to…

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On Down The Road

On Down The Road

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* CLICK HERE***Maybe This Link Will Get You To My Tick Tock Channel*** Just like the recent over-population of pigs….. We now have an over-population of goats….. …..the herd needs “thinning down”….. If you want to sound cool in rural-lingo…..it’s referred to as a “herd-reduction sale”….. …..what that really means is…..we didn’t plan this right…..and now we’ve got way too many goats…..!…… So now we are having to deal with our own “goat herd…

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***Optimus Prime~~~R.I.P.***

***Optimus Prime~~~R.I.P.***

You know how things happen in three’s?….. They seem to anyway….. Isabella (…Rossellini)…(out of Gina Lollobrigida…aka Lola)…(whose mother was Loren…you know…Sophia)…(we had an Italian-actress-line at one time)….. …..well…..Isabella passed away…..but she was old…..and really…..we had been expecting it for a long time now….. And then Optimus Prime died…..!….. I hadn’t thought Prime was that old….. But apparently he was old enough….. …..after talking to another goat-mentor-friend of mine….. …..(and yes, there are such things as goat-mentor-friends)…..(I have several)….. …..we “think”…

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The Great Goat Rodeo

The Great Goat Rodeo

As promised……. After my last post about Addy being pregnant……. *****Addy Is In A Family Way*** …..I needed to finish my story about the necessity of running down our various goats…..in the mud……. Orchestrating…..catching…..&…..ultimately…..dragging various goats into appropriate stalls or pens is difficult at best……. …..but add to that scenario……. …..procrastination……. …..failing daylight……. …..along with recent torrential rains & the resultant/deep/paddock mud……. …..it’s all NOT a good recipe for success……. …..it was a GREAT recipe (however) for ear-numbing expletives…….spat and…

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Professor Dillamond Can’t Pee

Professor Dillamond Can’t Pee

  Pascal, I need to remind you…….this is a farm blog…….with posts that would probably not be acceptable as party conversations… This is probably going to be one of those entries… We are a small homesteading farm… We have a variety of self-sustaining (HA!) animals and participants. We have two buck goats who have a job to do. One Boer meat goat buck (Optimus Prime) and one Oberhasli dairy goat buck (Professor Dillamond). We’ve had goats for over twenty years….

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