~~~Florida’s Annual Python Hunt~~~

~~~Florida’s Annual Python Hunt~~~

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It’s a thing…..

It really is…..

(***Largest Python Caught In Florida***)

Spoiler Alert!…Simone…I have to tell you—as my friend—(I promised Simone I would warn her)…..

***Crap Simone!…Don’t Read This One!***

…..DON’T READ THIS POST…SIMONE…WHATEVER YOU DO…EXIT THIS POST NOW…(THERE ARE LOTS OF SNAKE PHOTOS!)…..

…..(the title’s a real give-away)…..

The Burmese Python is considered an invasive species here in Florida…..

They do REALLY well in the Florida climate…they survive…they thrive…they get big and multiply…..

Hybridized Snake Skin

***Big Snakes As Pets***

Read This Article…..***Pythons In Florida***

They probably got started as abandoned pets…..

…..oooops…..

The Florida Everglades is a large/unique ecosystem that takes up most of the southern tip of Florida before the Keys pop up at the bottom of the state…..

Somehow or another…over the years…the Everglades have become a happy magnet for the Burmese Python…..

…..where a pet snake can only become so big in a limiting terrarium…..

…..the limits of the Everglades allows them to grow to their gigantically-enormous potential…..

…..Super…Super…Tre-!@#$%$#@!-mendously…HUGE!…..

They thrive on deer and cattle and………….really anything they want…..

So…the State of Florida created the Python Challenge…a competition to help with the removal of some of the profuse Burmese Python population…..

***More Snake Stuff***

***History of the Burmese Python in Florida***

Over the years we’ve had random alligators wander over our farm…(one ate one of our slower chickens)…..

…(it’s illegal to kill an alligator…I didn’t shoot the hen-eating gator…I swear…but someone did)…

About twenty (?) years ago we killed a gigantic Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake (who was laying all the way across the road by our mailbox)…..

…(what can I say)…(an ex-snake)…
…I Had The Snake Skinned & Mounted…Now He’s In Our Den…

…..I have to apologize to you snake aficionados out there…there are so many different types of pythons…..

…..there are Line Pythons…and Carpet Pythons…and Ball Pythons…and Rock Pythons…and Tree Pythons…..

Rep-ti-con…(a snake-lovers department store)…

…..Geez!…Who Knew!…..

…..I don’t know one from the other…..

Scarlet King Snake…(unfortunately he was run over…but I didn’t do it)…

I know they are one of God’s creatures…..

But can’t they be one of God’s creatures………….somewhere over there?…..

…(a swimming Eastern Diamondback)…

*************But if you’re interested…Registration Is Now Open*************

***Information About “The Florida Python Challenge”***

…..the competition begins in August…..

Buckle Up, Betty!…..Put Your Snake-Boots On!…..(I’ll be sitting this one out)…..

Woot!     Woot!

…Woman!…Are You Crazy?…What Is Wrong With You?…

 

 

 

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