Contraband
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Shhhhhhh…..
…..don’t tell anyone…..
I’ve only just discovered…that with all of the recent Holiday-Hoopilahs…..
…..the necessary repairing of things…and crafting…and wrapping…and stuff…..
I may have gotten a little smidgie of SuperGlue on my computer case…..
…..and maybe…a little more inside the case…..
…..and just possibly…some on the keyboard…..
And…I swear it wasn’t my fault…..
I wasn’t even in the room when it happened…..
…..or even near the stupid glue…I didn’t touch it…and I don’t know how it could have happened…..
…..Disclaimer…Deny…Disclaimer…Deny…Disclaimer…Deny…Deny…Deny…..
There was a lot of SuperGlue and glitter-ous things flying around recently…..
…..and as we already know…..
*****my “SuperGlue Prohibit-ations” are still firmly in place*****
…..(well…at least I didn’t glue my eyelids together this time)…(besides…that was decades ago)…and there’s been more than adequate time to reflect and rehabilitate since then…..
I think I deserve a second chance…(but the recidivism-rate of SuperGlue misconduct isn’t looking too good)…..
It looks like I narrowly avoided gluing my laptop lids together…..
But I don’t think any of the keys are glued tight…however…there are more than a few gingerbread crumbs gummed between some of them…..
…..but the “c” has been a bit slow responding…(maybe if I just keep mashing it aggressively)…..
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…..See………….Good as New…..
I might just get barred from the Apple Store………….that Genius Bar has become so judgy…..
…..I’ll continue exercising the “C” key…I’m sure I can negate any glue-adhesions…..
…..and like I said…shhhhhhhhhhhhh…don’t tell anybody…..
…..(I suppose making confessions to an international blog is a bit contraindicated)…..
I’m sure my computer will be all right…..
One could even say………….Right as Rain…..
…..(why would “One” ever say that?)…..
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