~~~Boot Purist~~~
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You can call me a purist…..or you can call be a stubborn dinosaur…..
I’ve always been the pull-on/boot-type of devotee…..
…..the whole puce-faced/straining/pull-on/riding-boot aficionado…..
…..you know those boots…..
…..the ones you have to drag on after scooping up the hidden loops with your handy-dandy boot-hook…..
The same boots you have to peel-off…..hours later…..after your legs and ankles are puffy & swollen & rubbed raw…..
Remember when you had to stand on top of a boot jack…..while ramming it onto the heel of your other boot?…..
Mary Constance said…..I had to get with the times…..
…..and level-up to riding boots with zippers up the backs….
…..hmmmmmmm…..
…..(zippered boots are just a trend, I said)…..(a silly fad)…..
…..(they will never catch on)…..
…..(but…..shhhhhhh…..I have to admit…..the zipper-thing is easier)…..
…..(I did have to learn how to fold some of the fatty-bits at the back of my knees inside the zippers…..so they wouldn’t get pinched)…..
…..(shhhhhhh, Pascal…..don’t tell anybody that one either)…..
…..BUT…..here’s a plus…..
…..I don’t feel my artificial joints opening-up and snapping-shut with the effort it takes to pry the boots off my edemic/swollen legs while balancing on a boot jack…..
…..BUT…..
…..(I’m sure it’s just a fad)…..
I think zippered boots have been around awhile now…..
…..maybe that’s why I can always find good/used field boots on Ebay for remarkably/reasonable prices…..(?)…..
…..the price is right…..
…..but they are uncomfortable (agonizing) as hell…..
…..after a little while (never) I’d break them in and establish my own wrinkles in the pre-worn leather…..
…..they eventually fit to my legs…..(ha!)…..
…..(good thing I rarely have my leg well-and-truly “on” my horse)…..
…..(otherwise those used boots would be total torture)…..
Pascal…..sometimes I wonder why my Hunt Club lets me joins year after year…..
…..I ride a hairy work horse in used/wrinkled boots in the back of the Field…..
…..but wait…..
…..I am a good cook…..and I pride myself on my hosted Tea’s…..
…..PLUS…..I always have the allure of a variety of flasks in my various pockets and saddle bags…..
…..so there’s that…..
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2 thoughts on “~~~Boot Purist~~~”
Get the zippered boots. Wear them one time—EZ on and EZ off. They have a stretchy panel next to the zipper for a custom fit. You’ll never look back!!
And my artificial knee joints will stop being pulled open and snapped shut too.