Tropical Storm Beta…..(?)…..What…..(?)

I missed Alpha completely…..

…..’cuz “they” are already talking about Beta!!!

Where was Tropical Storm/Hurricane Alpha???

Is she over?…………is she coming this way?…..

…..is Alpha a girl’s name…..(?)…..

She’s appeared & then disappeared out of nowhere…..

Come on…..!…..

Hurricane Wilfred is out there in the Atlantic…..motoring his way towards the west…..

…..well…..whoopie-doopie…..!…..

…..and Teddy’s doing a twirl…..somewhere…..!

And then…..now I hear about Tropical Storm Beta all of a sudden…..!…..

…..in our own backyard (the Gulf of Mexico)…..over night….!…..

I swear we were just at “S” the other day in the regular alphabet with Hurricane Sally…..

…..weren’t we…..(?)…..

…..well, crap-a-roonie…..

I’m sucking on my comfort cup of tea…..

(because I’m not allowed to eat my feelings anymore)

…..maybe I should just put a straw in the pot…..

I’m exhausted…..

I go to bed in the evening and I wake up with storms littered all over the water…..

It looks like the Atlantic Ocean has chicken pox…..

…..I’d like to be able to send some of this excess rain & wet to the west coast with all of their fires……

All I can do is wait…..and chew my fingernails…..and develop some new nervous tics…..(aided by tea-caffeine)…..

…..I’m a twitching mess right now…..

…..maybe I’ll go out and start up the generator again…..just to make sure I can…..and that it turns over…..again…..

…..I should pour another pot of tea…..

…..or maybe it’s time for mediocre bourbon…..

Swamp Hag