~The Recipe~

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I have a recipe to share…..

It’s different from all of those nummy-good recipes that other bloggers have become famous for…..

No Famous Chocolate Chip Cookies…..

No Fantastic Falafels…..

No Nibbles & Bits to write home about…..

*****My recipe is not even for ingestion*****

*****My recipe is for olfactory-relief*****

…..(plus…it’s neither all that unique nor mysterious)…..

I have experimented and put it together over time and with a great deal of trial & error…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~I have experience in dealing with excrement~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tra! La!

…..a lot…..(sigh)…..of experience…..

My super-secret (not really) and one-of-a-kind (hardly) recipe…..is for…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ODOR CONTROL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I really don’t care if it “controls”, “eliminates”, or “masks” the gag-able smells that can emanate from here…..

Honestly…..I’ll settle for anything…..

I just want my eyes to stop watering…..

…..and to be able to control my GERD-reflex (***GERD?***)…..

…..(don’t we all!?!)…..

We have the appropriate amount of litter boxes in our house……

…..(did you know there’s an equation for cats to litter boxes?)…..

…..(it’s a necessary ratio)…..(who knew cats did math?)…..(where do they keep their slide-rules?)…..

We live on a farm…..a small…..unproductive…..VERY muddy farm…..

…..in a very humid/wet/percolating Florida swamp…..

…..why?…..you may ask…..(?)

…..well…..that’s an honest question…..for another post…..

But for this post…..however…..

I’ve got the remedy/solution/temporary-fix-it…..for…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE VAPORS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

…..but you know…..

…..I’ve already rattled on more than I intended…..

…..so…..I’ll finish this off in my next post…..

…..(to be continued)…..

#floridasummer, #florida, #odor

#gerd, #odoban, aromatherapy, #neemoil, #castoroil, #cookies, #npr, #thevapors, #sliderule

Swamp Hag