The Best Gizmo EVER!

The Best Gizmo EVER!

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Seriously…this is the best gizmo EVER…(and I am not a paid advertiser)…..

Those of you who have had to staple up fencing…(onto wooden fence posts)…know that it’s not an easy job…..

Fence staples were malevolently designed in Hell by slavering sadists with a lot of negative karmic debt…..

They were meant to make you pulverize your own fingers…repeatedly…..

I’ve seen proficient farmers…who were able to whack in a staple correctly…in three hammer swings…..

Me?…I don’t bother counting…I just celebrate if it’s semi-straight and holding up anything…and there’s no pooling of arterial blood flow…..

Fence staples were meant to make you say words that require you to wash out your own mouth with soap after a day of fencing…..

You have to paint your fingernails with a dark nailpolish afterwards…because otherwise you’ll have a series of fingers with mismatched purple and blue hematoma-mementos under all your nails…..

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This little apparatus is a Life-Saver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it wasn’t that expensive either…far less than Emergency Room visits for shattered digits…..

I saw it on a YouTube fencing video (I need to get out more)…and I had to track it down…..

We’ve already tried it out…(it really does work!)…the fencing was done in no time…and the crying was kept to a minimum…..

You’re hitting the end of the holder-thingie with the hammer and it’s no where close to smashing your fingers…..

…..otherwise…you’d be trying to balance the staple on a round post…in order to thwack it in…so that it will hold up your livestock fencing…..

In the past…when I would gingerly hold the staple with my fingertips…I’d inevitably smash my fingers with the sledge…Again—And—Again—And—Again….

That’s when the cursing would occur…and even if my children were still inside the house…they could still hear me yelling obscenities…..

And that’s also when their vocabulary took a nose-dive…..

So this wonderful little doo-dah can take the misshapen fingers…and fingernails…and your children’s newly learned vulgarities…right out of the mix…..

…..it’s a great little tool…..

I don’t know who invented it…I hope they have it patented…and I hope they make millions and millions of dollars…because they deserve it…..

*****(It’s Called A “Staple Driver”/And It’s Available Here At PowerFlex Fencing)*****

Buy one for someone you love…they’ll thank you forever…..

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~~~The Staple Driver~~~

 

 

 

 

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