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***Patrice To The Rescue***

***Patrice To The Rescue***

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* CLICK HERE***Maybe This Link Will Get You To My Tick Tock Channel*** All through Thanksgiving…..I tried to remain Atkins-worthy….. I was fairly successful….. I didn’t even make pumpkin pies this year…..I just knew I couldn’t/wouldn’t handle that temptation….. …..I have a long past relationship with pumpkin pies…..I love them so….. …..so I didn’t make any this year…..(sigh)….. But there were so many other goodies to binge on….. …..that were appropriately carbohydrate-free (or nearly)……..

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12—Step—Program

12—Step—Program

    I look at life like it’s a Twelve Step Program. In it’s own way———it really is. There are challenges in life. But, there’s a progression, too…………….. …………….there’s a direction you need to head towards.   I believe there’s a sense and meaning to it all……………there has to be.     When things get hard, you focus on the next step.   Just the next step… Don’t think about the big picture…         Just the next…

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Moving Forward Slowly…..

Moving Forward Slowly…..

    We will probably never know exactly how it happened. If we’re lucky, we may find out specifically what did happened. I can’t entertain for too long what I think happened……………… That’s a dark side of my brain that is best left untouched…………..there’s nothing productive and positive there…..              But, still….. There are still a few tests out, but not many. There is kismet………………and then there are people… House-wife-logic has a good application here……

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Assembly Line Food a.k.a. Hunt Club “Tea”

Assembly Line Food a.k.a. Hunt Club “Tea”

***************Our Tea*************** (No Tea will be offered)……………..Cosmopolitans, Screwdrivers, water (pleeeeeze!), Absinthe, and something that looks like a bomb from Captain Morgan…………….but no tea AND no coffee.  Sorry………………(no, not really). My younger daughter & I just did a hit on Walmart.  We’ve already done our run on ABC Liquors. I’m pooped.  I’m sitting now looking at the plastic bags hanging from doorknobs, draping from cabinets, hanging off of butcher blocks.  Piled on the floor.  Why is it that as soon as…

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Mr. Goat Went On Down The Road………….

Mr. Goat Went On Down The Road………….

Mr. Goat went on down the road.  ***Note to world:  Do not let your arm get between the horns of a goat with an attitude.  This is what they want to do and try to do.  All it takes is one quick head jerk/your arm is wedged in the middle/one more quick head twist/& Bob’s you Uncle……………….(?)……………….Bob get out of here!!!  You had nothing to do with this………………No, you have a severely damaged &/or broken arm.  And a grinning goat….

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