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Black Light Surprise

Black Light Surprise

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**********Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps********** …..Another Discussion of Urine?….. …..I thought I’d continue writing along the same theme….. I’m sure there are better topics to discuss….. …..but…hey….. …..pee happens….. …..and if it doesn’t occur…then there’s a much bigger problem….. So…let’s all celebrate the ever-present existence of that big yellow-puddle….. Woot…Woot!….. But…along that line….. This is concerning….. As you probably remember…we have house pets….. And I swear they are all house-broken…(when they choose to be)….. …..(there’s a lot of…

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*Clorox vs. Ammonia*

*Clorox vs. Ammonia*

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**********Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps********** It’s basic chemistry….. …..something you’re probably taught at an early age….. …………………!!!Don’t Mix Bleach With Ammonia!!!………………… Don’t Do It!………….Don’t Do It—Ever! ***(Whoa!…This Explains Everything…This Stuff’s Serious)… That’s all fine & good…and it’s a rule that’s fairly easy to follow…with an exception….. …..some ammonias aren’t always found in labeled bottles or jugs….. I recently discovered this to be true….. …..really I just stumbled into/onto it…with my signature lackadaisical/unawareness….. Maybe I was being overly-dramatic…but I discovered…

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***This Old Mattress***

***This Old Mattress***

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**********Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps********** There are unspoken topics….. Many of them are obvious….. Some less so….. Nasty…Lumpy…Old…Stained…Ratty…(did I mention Stained?)…mattresses are one of those taboo-topics….. …..they take on a life of their own….. …..they can become lethal Petri dishes….. I currently have one contained & corralled in multiple zipped-up/plastic/impermeable covers….. I’ll be frank…..I don’t know how old this mattress is…..there’s a collapsed-crater in the middle that I keep rolling into and getting trapped in….. …..only my flailing…

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~~~Pee Recipe~~~

~~~Pee Recipe~~~

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*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* CLICK HERE***Maybe This Link Will Get You To My Tick Tock Channel*** *************Disclaimer*****Don’t Try This At Home************* I’ve developed a recipe to help stop/deter/& or dissuade the cats from “marking” (pee’ing on) their territory (my house)….. ~~~Here’s the “recipe”:  Get a 32-ounce ZEP/Industrial sprayer (HDPE-2)….. …..these kind of sprayers won’t melt or leak when you put in essential oils…..(I learned this the hard way)….. Fill the ZEP sprayer with the original-scented O-Do-Ban (the…

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Eau d’ What…..!!!…..

Eau d’ What…..!!!…..

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This is Florida’s (short) annual-cold-snap….. We’ve had a series of days with chilly weather….. I’ve been successfully burning two year’s worth of wood from the backyard….. …..there was a lot of damp/pithy/spongy/dead/nasty/wood that has dropped from the trees back there….. …..it’s not the best firewood….. …..but it’s burn-able….. …..and quasi-ignitable…..(with the appropriate application of the necessary incendiaries)….. …..not the best of BTU’s…..but it’s enough….. …..I’m not picky….. …..I’ve got a nice roasty-toasty fire in the fireplace…..warming the house….. …..I’m successfully…

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