Browsed by
Tag: Incontinence

Black Light Surprise

Black Light Surprise

Comments 0 Comment

**********Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps********** …..Another Discussion of Urine?….. …..I thought I’d continue writing along the same theme….. I’m sure there are better topics to discuss….. …..but…hey….. …..pee happens….. …..and if it doesn’t occur…then there’s a much bigger problem….. So…let’s all celebrate the ever-present existence of that big yellow-puddle….. Woot…Woot!….. But…along that line….. This is concerning….. As you probably remember…we have house pets….. And I swear they are all house-broken…(when they choose to be)….. …..(there’s a lot of…

Read More Read More

***This Old Mattress***

***This Old Mattress***

Comments 0 Comment

**********Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps********** There are unspoken topics….. Many of them are obvious….. Some less so….. Nasty…Lumpy…Old…Stained…Ratty…(did I mention Stained?)…mattresses are one of those taboo-topics….. …..they take on a life of their own….. …..they can become lethal Petri dishes….. I currently have one contained & corralled in multiple zipped-up/plastic/impermeable covers….. I’ll be frank…..I don’t know how old this mattress is…..there’s a collapsed-crater in the middle that I keep rolling into and getting trapped in….. …..only my flailing…

Read More Read More

~~~The Morning Ablution Dance~~~

~~~The Morning Ablution Dance~~~

Comments 0 Comment

*******Please Subscribe To My Blog…..It Really Helps******* CLICK HERE***Maybe This Link Will Get You To My Tick Tock Channel*** …..my philosophy…..is that children and animals come first….. …..it’s not necessarily a benevolent philosophy…..it’s just what demands to happen….. If one of your children is in distress…..then the superhero in you manifests itself immediately….. …..same thing occurs here on the farm….. …..it’s not a conscious response….. It’s muscle-memory…..or maternal instinct…..or maybe just Pavlovian salivation…..whatever is in vogue these days….. …..when a…

Read More Read More

Scary Movies…..alone..!

Scary Movies…..alone..!

Comments 2 comments

Don’t Do It….. Just Don’t…..that’s my fervently-sincere suggestion….. I recently did…..and regretted it profoundly & profusely….. l’ll plug this movie…..it was great…..I hated it…..it is not for the feint of heart….. …..but my heart condition held up throughout….. …..”The Tomorrow Wars”….. Oh My God…..Oh My God…..Oh My God…..Oh My God…..! …..my daughters weren’t home….. …..I don’t know what possessed me to watch it….. …..oh, wait….. …..my older daughter texted me and suggested it….. …..we’ll have words later….. …..or maybe it…

Read More Read More