I don’t think those two words should go together.

I hate auto-spell check.

The phone doesn’t know what I want to say…

……………I’m hardly every 100% sure of what I want to say!?!…

AND the stupid thing expects me to type with my thumbs???

AND then it has the nerve to get judgy about my mis-spellings while I’m using my thumbs!!!!

WELL MAYBE JUST MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE I’M TYPING WITH MY THUMBS!!!

(OH, and BTW’s—–I AAAAAMMMMMM YELLING!)

My phone almost just became three-dimensional wall-art…

We went around in circles for awhile when I was trying to send a text using the word “nuc”.

OMG—–this computer is doing it too…………..

It’s NUC!!!!! —– no, not nuclear or nuke or knuckle or unclear…

You wanna know what’s unclear!!!!!!!!!!

It’s NUC!

Nuc;  NUC;  Nuc;  nuc;  nuc;  nuc;  nuc;  NUC!; nuc; nuc; nuc; nuc!!!!!

*****NUC—–Definition*****

AND you won’t let me underline things anymore.  You choose and ordain when THAT can happen!

I want my typewriter back.

I want carbon paper.

I want some mediocre bourbon.

YOU STUPID SMART PHONE———EDUCATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

(I feel better now…)

(my phone doesn’t…)

(my computer was quicker at learning/compromising/ and working with me……………all in all it’s far more congenial and friendly)

But my Smart(?) phone!!!……………not so much……………at all…

I’m tired of swiping and twirling and pinching and poking a screen who personally doesn’t like my finger temperature or psychrometer reading!……………

I want real keys I can poke and mash…

Grrrrrrrrrrrr…

(I wonder when our phone contract is us———see, I didn’t mean “us”———I meant “up”———and the “s” & the “p” are really a long distance from each other!!?!!)

 

*****No photos in this posting, just a rant*****