Nooooooooooooo…….Delta!…….Nooooooooooooo!!!

Do you hear that…..(?)…..

That rhythmic thumping…..(?)…..

…..that’s me hitting my head against the wall…..

Apparently there is indeed a DELTA out there right now in the Gulf of Mexico…..!!!…..

There have been a record-breaking ten/(10)/X named storms that have hit the continental United States so far this hurricane season…..(?)…..

…..oh, geez…..

Delta appears (at this point) to be motoring its way towards poor Louisiana again…..

…..Is This Potentially The Fourth Tropical-Thing To Hit Louisiana This Season…..(?)…..

Delta just galloped onto the scene out of nowhere!!!

…..poor Cancun…..

What’s next, guys…..?…..

…..apparently it’s Epsilon…..

…..oh, swell…..

We just don’t need to get to “Mu” or “Nu”…..

…..Delta’s enough…..

…..NO Epsilon either!!!!!…..

…..Louisiana is so low…..

…..Florida isn’t much higher…..

…..I think we are about forty-ish miles from the coastline of the Gulf of Mexico…..

…..and I think we are only about thirty-five feet above sea level here…..

…..our water table is at twelve feet…..(actually it’s above the surface in a number of places around us right now)…..

…..maybe if we all got organized and threw trays of ice cubes into the Gulf as a combined effort…..

…..then we could lower the Gulf of Mexico’s water temperature…..

…..maybe that would help…..?…..

…..those poor people and animals in Louisiana…..

Swamp Hag