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That’s me…..Technologically Incapable…..

My older daughter regularly explains modern-computer-stuff to me fully & completely…..

…..it’s still like mud sliding down a wall…..

…..I use a thing called WordPress to write in while doing this Blog-doo-dah…..

…..(I always think of a steam iron with starched/flattened words)…..

Over the years I’ve learned a lot about cutting & pasting…..and cropping…..

…..and using lots of different cords with different ends…..to do stuff…..

…..(I’ve learned you can’t (admittedly) make a cord fit where it doesn’t want to)…..

…..(and if you do)………….DON’T EVER tell my older daughter)…..

…..(she can get extremely judgy)…..

…..Deny…..Deny…..Deny…..

…..non-culpable-disambiguation…..that’s my motto…..

…..(Note to Self…..remember how you were told by said-daughter to do the computer-back-up-stuff?)…..

…..(when was the last time you did that backing-up-stuff?)…..

…..(do you remember how to?)…..

…..(maybe you should do that soon)…..hmmmmm?…..

…..(nah)…..

There are new things I discover about WordPress all the time…..

…..but most of it…I just circle while carrying a big stick…..

I am comfortable with the keyboard though…..

…..it’s a hold-over from my hated secretarial days…..

I’ve decided that the world could go to poo…..

…..but…..

…..you can always rely on good-ole-qwerty…..

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I can’t wrap my head around things like “meta-tags” or “SEO’s”…..

…..they’re probably important…..

…..but really…..

…..WordPress…..what are these aggregators & caches?…..

…..OR what’s an ExactMetric EXACTLY?…..

…..I’ll just stick to my friendly qwerty…..

I’ve been told not to push too many buttons that I don’t understand…..

I hand my computer over to a very nice/kind/patient woman who updates important stuff for me…..

But…..I would like to thank all of you out there for tolerating my muddy-swampy-mishaps and subscribing to my swampiness…..

There is a place in WordPress where I can see the countries where people are watching me from…..(from where people are watching me?)…..

…..so that’s super cool…..it makes everything all the more funner…..

…..THANK YOU all for reading my posts…..

…..just think…..

The 2021 Hurricane Season is just around the corner…..(yippee)…..

…..with more wind & rain & storms to come…..

…..that means MORE MUD along with bile-filled-bellowed angst…..Tra!  La!

…..oh, swell…..

…..writing about MUD NEVER GETS OLD…now does it!…..

…..there’s never a shortage of topics…..sigh…..

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