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***Is “Diss” Really A Word?***

If it is…..we’ve been dissed by Danny…..

***The Conjugation Of The Verb “To Diss”***

…..by “we”…..I mean Patrice and me…..

…..(***What’s A Patrice You Ask?***)…..

Danny and my younger daughter are in BIG trouble…..

You see…..it’s summer…..

The Heat is on HI…..

I’d love to have the thermostat for the air conditioner set on “frigid”…..

I’d love to be on the verge of chilly while in the house…..I wouldn’t mind slightly blue lips…..

…..but I don’t want to be responsible for the resulting bomb of an electric bill…..

…..or the strain on our A/C unit…..and the resulting possibility of it crapping out entirely in the middle of the hot/hot summer…..

Sooooo…..

…..as I’ve already mentioned in past posts…..during the summer months…..I have a tendency to shed my clothes…..

…..(mostly while I’m inside…..or…..possibly for short sprints outside)…..

So I keep on my socks and my tee shirt…..but otherwise I go al fresco…..

…..that way I can keep the A/C at a reasonable temperature…..and the electric bill won’t break the budget…..

Who would have expected that my discarded clothes would be vulnerable…..(?)…..

Poor Patrice…..

…..maybe it’s because Patrice is usually “a bit heady” & caked with mystery mud…..

I should’ve realized something was amiss when I noticed Danny licking a particularly large/suspect stain on one of Patrice’s knees…..

I actually had to stop him from gnawing on the pant leg…..(?)…..

But Danny wasn’t done there…..

…..later…..

…..I had to go outside to bug-treat the horses…..

…..it required putting my Patrice back on…..

As I stepped into her…..she was soggy & damp…..

…..she was damp all over…..(I put her on anyway—–I really don’t know why)…..

Danny had pee’d on her!…..

I know she’s got her issues…..but she didn’t deserve that!…..

I guess it’s a direct indication that Patrice needs laundering…..(well after being pee’d on…..now she really does!)…..

But really Danny?…..Really?…..

Damn french/poofy dog…..

…..you don’t get to pee on my overalls…..no matter how much they need to go in the hamper…..

My younger daughter got an earful while we smeared salve on the horses and sprayed them for bugs…..all the while…..I was chaffing from Patrice’s dampness…..

 

 

 

 

 

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