Tomorrow Is Ground Hog Day

Tra! La!
Today is Ground Hog Day Eve…
Punxsutawney Phil will be very busy…

I grew up cheek & jowl close to Pennsylvania…….so Ground Hog Day is a biggie for me…
…..well, that and the fact that it’s another chance for a party (with mediocre Bourbon)…
………………….but we don’t have Ground Hogs in sub-tropical Florida…………………

We don’t have many burrowing animals here in general…….
…..maybe that’s because we are so close to sea-level (at the best of times)…….and their little burrows would just fill up with water upon completion…
*****(I’ve seen that happen repeatedly with digging fence post holes—–you get about 2 1/2′ down and the water starts slushing in)*****
…..so, no mammalian burrowers in Florida…….reptilian and amphibian—–yes…

…..just no successful, burrowing air-breathers…….
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SO AS NOT TO BE DETERRED…….

I am designating tomorrow as a local holiday…….
It will henceforth be known as………….!!!Dillo Day!!!

Mr. & Mrs. Dillo from the backyard will be called upon to come out and see their shadows.
Mr. Dillo will be duly crowned…….Armando Aurelius Armadillo.

I will dig up an assortment of grubs & worms & cockroaches & fire ants for their feast…
*****The Diet Of An Armadillo*****
Armando Aurelius will (or won’t) see his shadow…….
…..(armadillos have traditionally lousy eyesight)…
BUT…….there WILL BE feasting and merriment and mediocre bourbon all ’round…

Tra! La!
