The Fifth Day Of Turkey
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We’re on the Fifth Day of Turkey………….(left-overs)…..
I can’t complain…..

It’s still nummy yummy good…..
All it takes is nuking a plateful…and you’ve got a complete/balanced/nutritious dinner…..

…..(I don’t recommend microwaving the canned cranberry sauce though…it doesn’t come out looking the same…more like pock-marked grout)…..
But we are currently on the fifth day of turkey consumption…(with more on the horizon)…..

It’s what’s for dinner…(again)…..
…..there’s gotta be a song for that…..

…..oh, wait……
*****(The Twelve Days of Christmas)*****

…..with a couple quick omissions and/or additions…I’m sure there’s a hit song in there somewhere…..
…..it’s got a catchy beat…which is best done with a drumroll using turkey drumsticks…..

The two times per year when I get to eat turkey drumsticks are…Thanksgiving…and the Renaissance Festival…..
…..both fun times…..

*******I guess it goes without mention…that the pumpkin pies always go first*******
Slices go for left-over desserts…or snacks…or for breakfast…or for any excuse really…..

…..(I recently saw Pumpkin Pie-flavored Pop-Tarts)…(who knew?)…..
…..(I think that’s kind of pumpkin-sacrilege)…(but I’ll have to give them a try anyway)…..

My Aunt Cory tops off her Holiday-leftover-turkey-routine with turkey soup…..
…..it’s best done with steeped turkey that’s left on the bones after all the meat has been carved off…..

Here in the Swamp………….Mama Pig’s fed our turkey carcass…..
…..she’s kind of scary when she eats the bones…but she sure does look forward to it…..

It’s almost turned into a post-Thanksgiving tradition…..
…..tossing the carcass to Mama Pig and seeing her smash/slash/& crunch away…..

…..like I said…”almost” a tradition…it’s one of those things you just can’t stop watching…..
…..you find yourself a bit slack-jawed and staring when her feral-porcine-nature comes out…..

…..she’s so fast and succinct and…..
I’ll be honest………….she’s terrifying………….and really disturbing…..

…..(you find yourself hurrying away from her pen)…(looking back over your shoulder repeatedly)…(just to make sure she’s not sneaking up behind you)…..
Mama Pig enjoys her Thanksgivings too…..

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