The Annual Christmas Photo

The Annual Christmas Photo

We’ve been doing a Christmas Photo and Letter for well over thirty years…

We’ll do it again this year…

I’m sure there are people out there who would just like us to take them off  “the”  list…

…I won’t…

I never anticipated that getting older would give me license to get crotchety-er…

…..it has…

…..heh…..heh…..heh…

………….how did a word like crotchety-er and an annual Christmas tradition end up in the same paragraph…….?

(hmmmmmmmmm…)

 

One of these years, I am going to learn how to scan those old photos…….that way, I can make a collage (some of those older photos are priceless…….and probably jail-able/animal-abuse offenses…)

…..like the out-take of trying to pull one of our ferrets out of the ewer…….he was really stuck in there…

…..or the one year there was a Wolfhound/Great Dane smack-down in the living room/photography studio…

Paolo always looked non-plussed in all of the photos…….every year…….year after year…….

He was always smiling…….

He would always hit his mark…….

…..me, I’m not so photogenic…….

…..cake make-up usually covered my tears…….

…..organizing the family photo with dogs & cats & parrots & goats & horses & ferrets…….was not an easy task…

…..a lot of those animals wanted to eat each other…….

So in recent years I’ve opted for a compilation of out-takes from our daily life throughout the previous months…

It’s easier…..

I cry less…..

…..and usually no one gets munched on…….

(…..puncture wounds are so hard to treat……).

…….and the annual photo gets mailed out (habitually late)…….that’s an annual tradition too…….

Which reminds me…………………I guess I should get going on this year’s photo…….

 

 

 

 

12 thoughts on “The Annual Christmas Photo

  1. I remember being the animal wrangler for many of the earlier photos. I’ve saved almost all of your photos and laugh every time I find them. Remember you used to have themes. The best was the Viking year😂

    1. ~We had colanders on our heads for helmets and I ran out of aluminum foil making our Viking horns…..

      ~Remember that nasty blue shower curtain that always played a role as some sort of prop? I think it was Paulo’s cape that year.

      ~And the mediocre bourbon!!! How else could we have pulled it all off!

      ~Do you still have scars from it all?………..(emotional or physical?)

      ~Got your Christmas Photo—–are you guys ever home? Where have you been!?! Not the normal tourist destinations!

      ~Want a Wolfhound?

      1. Really miss you!! Ever up for a visit? Would you come down here for dinner after holiday mess? Just been too dang long and there’s so much to catch up on. I’d love to see this blog work into a book offer. It’s hysterical!

          1. You know it’s Diane Keaton! Although wouldn’t she have to be younger to play me years ago? You could have a scene where all of your friends are sitting around and reminiscing about the old days, and Diane would be me. A younger version… hmmm, have to think on that. Are you guys free for dinner on Saturday or Sunday, Dec 28 or 29?

            1. I like the reminiscing scene. We need to start on the screenplay don’t we?

              Always yes to eating! Let me track Paolo down, he’s in Micky-ville at a conference and will be home soon.

    2. I’m shooting for two books and a movie with this blog-thing? Who do you want to play you? I’ve got dibs on Leslie Mann………and I know she’s decades younger…….but hey, life’s an illusion anyway!

      Miss you.

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