~~~~~~~My Thoughts On World-Problems~~~~~~~

Like you all know…

We have a number of Irish Wolfhound puppies…

They just turned four weeks old…

All of the pee’ing/poop’ing boogers are happily gobbling up and/or wearing their meals of gruel…

***FYI…..early on…..right after young puppies are born…..you have to encourage them to pee & poop…….

…..apparently they don’t know how…

So…..soon after a litter of puppies is born…..the majority of my time is spent wiping to stimulate puppy bottoms to encourage them to evacuate…

***But those days are happily behind me now…

Everyone is well-hydrated…..vacating on their own…..and thoroughly/capably un-constipated…

Yippee!!!

Celebrate the little things in life…

Yippee!!!

Two days ago…..however…..one of the last little boys to get used to gargling in the gruel…..appeared to be uncomfortable/bloated/and fecally-challenged…..and not eating…

………………you all know that feeling……………..

But I was prepared and at the ready…

I had my warmed water…….I had my generic/aerosol cooking spray…..and I also had an appropriately-tipped syringe (i.e. slip-on-style)…….(don’t forget to remove the needle)…

*****Just In Case You Wanted To Know More About Various Syringe Tip Types*****

……………..I bet you wanna know what I was doing with the can of cooking spray……………..(?)

*****Alternative Uses Of Cooking Spray*****

……………..Don’t worry…..Paolo…..I was careful not to contaminate the spray nozzle……………..

……………..It’s still O.K. to use with our next omelette……………..

…..AND SO…….

~~~bingo/bango the little boy puppy is no longer constipated…..and now…..he happily has his appetite back again…

*******(FYI…..Paolo…..don’t ever look bowelly-stultified (?) and turn your back on me…..I’ll have my aerosol cooking spray at the ready (with the appropriately-tipped syringe…..)*******

Wouldn’t it just be great if warm water enemas fixed all of the world’s problems?

Maybe the world is just suffering from fecal-stultification…….?

That would be such an easy fix…….wouldn’t it?