Who would have thought that bath time could be so much fun again!?

I’m still thoroughly intrigued by this entire bath bomb phenomena………….I really didn’t know they existed.

I asked one of the ladies at WalMart, who was stocking shelves, where to find bath bombs………….she politely rolled her eyes and pointed me in three different directions and then as I was walking away she added……………..don’t forget the kid’s bath aisle………………..

 

And that’s the first place I headed.

 

 

 

They have sophisticated bath bombs for the more mature child.

 

 

Pass.

 

I did however pick out a plastic white unicorn floatie, with a golden horn & rainbow mane…………she (of course she’s a “she”————this is a “G” rated blog after all) is intended to bob regal-ly around the bath tub while dispensing bubble bath as she floats by…………………..I’m not entirely sure yet what orafice the soap bubbles are dispensed from…………………

Perhaps this isn’t an entirely “G” rated post after all…………….

I’ll have to check this out and get back with you.

But I did pick out some really cool, multi-colored what-nots that are supposed to change the bath water color while you are soaking.

The directions, in kid-language, says I am supposed to learn my basic colors and blends by using their product.

Come on………………..can’t some things just be for the fun of it anymore!?  All this positive learning stuff…………………geesh!

I’m envisioning those old-fashioned jaw-breakers that had different layers that would show up the longer they were in your mouth.

Remember pulling those slobbery things out of your mouth every few seconds to see what new swirly color was on it?—————–that would be along with the swirly mud from your dirty fingers………….

 

Come to think of it………………why wasn’t I a likely candidate for botulism poisoning?

I ate more dirt than anyone I know.

 

That reminds me.

One more test has returned from the State Lab on Becky’s necropsy.  It was negative for hemorrhagic poisoning………….that rules out rat-poison.

There are still a couple more tests to come back.  But as of right now botulism poisoning is leading the pack.

The surveillance guys are coming out on Tuesday to begin measuring for the trenches and cables.

That pasture will have so many cameras on it…………….it will soon qualify for a red-carpet, film-awards event.

 

(Did you notice I found the photos in my media library?)

(But this keyboard is still insanely difficult to use——————–I want a real computer.)

(My old Barbie doll could type on this keyboard.)

(And let’s not talk about the double-vision from the fractured screen…)