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I’ve decided there is a conscious feline group-effort to ruin my night’s sleep…..

My younger daughter has her Papillon (Danny) with her on her bed…who stands guard…and refuses any cats entry into their bedroom…..

My older daughter has her Jack Russell (Drogo)–(and a screen door)…and none of the cats can get into her bed…(and survive)…..

But me(?)…..

…..I’m not so lucky…..

…..I’m free game…..

Mine is the only duvet they have access to…mine are the only pillows that they can rob…..

Mine are the only slippers for them to hurl hairballs into…..

…..(and hairballs are so cold & slimy & slippery…first thing in the morning)…..

At night…in the dark…all I can make out…are running/cavorting silhouettes…one after another…after another…after another…..

…..quite often the finish line is right across my stomach…..

Trying to sleep isn’t at all like counting sheep…there’s never any sleep…no sheep…no sleep…..

Just lots of cats…..

…..for being such small animals…they make huge galloopping…thunderous noises…running down the hallway…and banking off of walls…..

Just when I’m about to drift off to sleep…I wake up to cats sitting on my chest…staring down at me…melting off my eyebrows with their heavy breathing and rancid tuna breath…..

I caught Copernicus under my bed (with part of his butt & tail sticking out)…trilling at someone who was hiding out down there…..

…..he was thwacking his tail on the tile…like it was a war hammer…and he was ready to do battle…..

Kahlua…(for as diminutive as she is)…She Keeps Everyone In Line…..

It’s Her Way—Or The Highway…..

DaVinci…screams like a baby…all the time…if anyone even looks at him cross-eyed…(and Pye’s always cross-eyed)…..

…..and Neil…he’s Kahlua’s thug…she points him in a direction…and he takes names…(usually Davinci’s)…..

Archimedes…(my old man)…he tries to stay out of the fray…as much as possible…but his idea of the best place to sleep…is draped across my face…with his belly-fluff right up my nostrils…..

So see…my nights are neither restful nor serene…..

It’s predictable midnight-mayhem…nightly…in my room…..

They Plot…They Plan…They Are Evil I Say…Just Plain Evil…..

 

 

 

 

 

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