I’m back on my diet again…….

My holiday-hiatus is over…….

It was only supposed to be a few days…….

Not a few months…….

I won’t approach our nasty/judgy scale……it’s never been my friend.

…..plus, it’s always been eleven pounds heavier than my reality, anyway…

I’ve inhaled every new flavor of Blue Bell Ice Cream that I could find…….I’ll have to wait for next year’s seasonal “Christmas Cookie” flavor to come back again……………..I recommend it…

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…..we cleared out our local Winn-Dixie grocery store by the end of the second week in January…….

…..BUT…..then I discovered Blue Bell’s “Raspberry Chocolate Brownie”…….

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………………

…..but it’s time now…….

…..my Wrangler jeans are telling me…..

…..my Fibromyalgick-joints are screaming in full-choral-harmony…..

For me…a high-protein/low-carbohydrate diet really does help.

…..and please…..let’s not talk about the gas…….

Soooooooooooooo——-if Doctor Atkins will have me back…….I’m willing…

…..besides I’ve masticated (I love that word) my way through every No-No food I can think of…

…..I’ve shoveled, spackled, drooled, licked, shot-gunned, wolfed-down, consummately-consumed everything that my creative-culinarily-abusive-mind could possibly think of…..

So, I guess what I’m saying is that I’m bored now………….and fat.

I’ll wait two weeks until I weigh myself…

…..so I can be disgustingly startled………….but not suicidal…….

…..I didn’t think it was possible to get tired of eating McDonald’s French fries…….what are in those things!?!

…..but I did (temporarily).

I’m (temporarily) putting away my library-reference-drawer of my All-You-Can-Eat menus…….

See there are some benefits to getting older and wiser…

I’ll have those telephone numbers at the ready for my next break.

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