COVID–19

COVID–19

I saw this on the news…..a young man named Avi Schiffmann (I think in the state of Washington) has put this informative-site together…

I thought I’d share it with you…

Apparently he’s seventeen…

His site is called:  nCoV2019.live ~~~it is a non-biased corona virus statistical website.

~~~Regular Updating Data On COVID-19~~~

I’m impressed with his computer skills…

His mother must be proud…

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So…..how is everyone doing out there…….(?)

We seem to be fine so far…..

But…..I don’t get why people are buying up all of the toilet paper…..(?)

Firstly, let me just put this out there…..we have a bidet…….

…..plus…..we live in the country…….

…..and I am even further out in the boonies when I go horseback riding…….

…..when nature does call…….well…….nature HAS to be acknowledged…….

…..so potty-paperless-occasions have arisen…….

…..and at that point…..the lack of toilet paper is NOT my biggest concern…….

(And yes, the story goes that one of my Great Aunts did use poison ivy…)

…..my biggest concern is HOW to get back on my very tall horse…..and then HOW FAR will the walk be (if I can’t figure out how to get back on my horse)…….

I’m not trying to minimize people’s need to stock their pantries for this upcoming ordeal…….

…..but I don’t get this run on toilet paper…….

…..I just don’t…..(?)

…..I could understand vaporizers…….

…..and I understand how face masks have been swept off all of the store shelves…….

…..but toilet paper…..(?)

…..we haven’t run out of our teepee-paper yet…..but we do have the luxury (?) of a working bidet…….

…..it will finally be useful for more things other than washing our delicate laundry and/or dirty feet…….

Wolfhound Puppy

…..or for dunking gummy wolfhound whiskers…….

…..but what did people use before toilet paper…….(?)

…..a wet washcloth?…….

…..that seems like a good alternative…….

…..I would suppose…….

So, I decided to do some research…….

…..which I will share with you now…….

~~~The History Of Toilet Paper~~~

~~~Just What Was Used Prior To Loo Paper~~~

~~~I’m Having Too Much Fun With These Historic Potty Facts~~~

Where we no longer get the Montgomery Wards catalog…..(FYI (when I was little) we were a three-catalog-country-family—Monkey Wards; Sears & Roebuck; and Penney’s)…….

…..we still do get a lot of junk mail…….

…..so if the bidet craps out…….I think we’re good…….

 

 

 

 

 

One thought on “COVID–19

  1. (Read in Southern Belle voice) “As God is my witness, I shall never run out of toilet paper again”. I have been ahead of the TP curve for years.

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