Clean-Up On Aisle Six
I need distractions…….I’m going stir-crazy…….
Anything to take my focus away from making puppy formula and smelling like old yoghurt and sour milk…
I found myself peeling dried/cracked egg yolk from around my fingernails yesterday evening…..(at least, I think it was dried egg yolk…(?)…)
I did FINALLY take a shower…….maybe this is TMI…….what do you think, Pascal…..?
I mean…….I’m not really sure when the last one was…….one day just blends into another…….
…..it’s all a blur…….
…..taking nano-naps takes priority over showering…….
…..and keeping the puppies on a strict feeding schedule takes priority over everything…….
…..I’m thinking my last shower was just before Molly went in for her c-section…….(?)…
…..that was on March 2nd…….(!)…
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…..that just can’t be true…….(!)…(?)…(!)
…..this is probably something that I shouldn’t be confiding about to Pascal…….(?)…
…..(ssssshhhhhhh…..Pascal…..don’t tell anybody…….)
…..I needed a body-sized cuticle brush yesterday in the shower…….
…..and a little bleach…….
…..it was worse than bathing a hound…….
…..Thank God for scented soaps & shampoo…….!
…..I have a gigantic burr on the back of my head from a ponytail that hasn’t been taken down for days…….(or maybe weeks?)…….
…..well, we already know I don’t qualify as a pretty princess…….
…..Patrice will attest to that…….
…..she’s been my daytime clothes and my jammies…….
…..HA!…….
…..I’m just too tired to care…….and I’m harboring a major-exhausted-attitude…….
…..my family will attest to that for sure…….
…..this burr is going to take awhile to tease out of my hair and untangle…….
…..I’ll have to slowly work on it…….maybe with a metal mane-comb…….
…..and some Cowboy Magic…….or ShowSheen…….
…..At my age, I’m too old to cut it all off and pull off a bob haircut……..
*****************BUT…….there are still eight girl puppies and six boy puppies…….so who cares if I smell and never leave the couch in the den…….
(I can always hose down later…)
