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Who needs the real world when multiple social & political venues unfold in my backyard?…..

…..I just had to put myself in the middle of the dust-swirling aftermath of a backyard scuffle…..

…..”something” happened…..

Inside the house…we felt the thud…..

…..someone got yeeted…..

We heard the squeaks and then multiple snarls & growls…..

I quickly found myself standing in the middle of agitated milling hounds…trying to piece together what had happened…..

The story unfolded…all by itself…..

***Sabine was generally being too rough…..

***Playing…but still…too rough…..

…..(remember she’s not the brightest crayon in the box)…..

***She was insisting on including Everyone in her rough-housing and hooligan-isms…..

***I got there (as fast as I could waddle) after hearing the thumps and whines…..

***Sabine was shaking and her eyes were revolving in her head…she insisted on sitting right behind me…..

***Val was holding up her front leg…and glaring…..

***Everyone else was sitting quietly and politely (and vibrating a little)…just staring at me…(?)…(they’re never polite)…..

***(Here’s the Clincher)…..

***Old matted/intolerant Molly was pacing between everyone…confidently…with her stiff bones (and a spittle-covered crazed grin)…..

***I did my best Puffer Fish and posed as Alpha-Bitch…(they all expect that from me)…..

*************Translation of what probably occurred before I got there*************

***Sabine got too rough…for too long…and included the forced involvement of hounds (who didn’t want to play)…..

***Sabine included Val (who has a very short fuse…even on a good day)…and either bit her too hard or bowled her over…something that hurt her leg…..

***Val came up swinging…..

***In the subsequent ruckus…they both ran over Old Molly (who has NO fuse)…..

*************And Molly Finished Everything*************

Molly still has senior-status…even though she’s creaky & old…and because she’s so cranky…..

Who needs the political World-stage or Détente …(?)…..

…..I don’t…..

I’ve got a backyard full of machiavellian moments…reigns of terror…coup d’états…peace talks and mediations…..

Sabine is now under witness-protection…Val is going to want to even up and get some retribution…..

…..Molly is supervising while sleeping in her self-dug hole in the sand…..

…..and that’s the World-stage as viewed from my backyard…..

Maybe dog treats would help at the UN?…..

…..Who’s A Good Boy?…..

 

 

 

 

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