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…..(or as I prefer to call it)—“Fun With Words”…..

I suppose it’s valuable…..

…..except…when it’s not…..

…..it is automatic…but is it correct(?)…..

I don’t write linearly…or even sensibly…..

I try to hit grammatical accuracy…except sometimes…when I don’t….

…..you see…I don’t want to…it’s not my intent…..

Why does AutoCorrect think it knows when I want personnel…or personal(?)…..

I don’t want any cyber-corporeality…without a face…hiding inside my keyboard…judging me…..

If I want to say fracticiously-humungously-irrelevantcatorally…then I want to say fractiously-humungous-whatever…..

I’m fairly sure…I’ve almost trained my AutoCorrect to curse properly…(and that’s important)…..

…..you just have to keep inputting the same vocabulary…over…and…over…and…over…again…..

I think cursing properly is an important skill…..

…..I’ve always felt mildly embarrassed for the authors of misspelled vulgarity…(while reading what’s available in public bathrooms)…..

I believe its important to be punctuation-ally accurate…especially when sluce’ing out prose of profanity…..

…..however…that’s just my viewpoint…..

But…AutoCorrect takes too many liberties with my intended…planned-out…malapropistic adventures…..

Then…it has the audacity to become obstinate…..

And that face-less bastard won’t let me change my words back to what I originally intended…..

…..until I’ve jumped through all of WordPress’ editing hoops and loops…and checked all the appropriate boxes…and re-typed MY spelling…..

…..Again…and…Again…and…Again…..

It’s tedious…I think AutoCorrect has gotten too big for its breeches…britches…breaches…(you choose)…..

*****(Some AutoCorrect Errors)*****

I mean…there are entire countries out there that spell aluminum differently…(let me try Great Britain’s way)…aluminum…aluminum…aluminum…ALUMINIUM…Finally!…HUZZAH!

…..and it’s not just WordPress…..

AutoCorrect is everywhere!…just waiting to pass judgment…..

…..Try Texting!…..

*****(Some More AutoCorrect Errors)*****

AutoCorrect gets its weasely little algorithmic programming fingers in there too…..

…..you end up sending an entirely mis-construetified message to someone…conveying all the wrong meanings and innuendos…(innuendo has two “n’s”?)…(I had no idea)…..

It’s just not right…I tell you…(she states emphatically…while railing against the system)….

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…doesn’t get corrected…..

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch…(a town on the Isle of Anglesey)…doesn’t get corrected…..

AutoCorrect has it out for me…and apparently some of Great Britain’s vocabulary too…..

Try typing…haemorrhoid…or…haemorrhage…or…manoeuvre…or even…tyre…..

…..It’s a Cyber-Conspiracy I Tell You!…..

…..Well…Duck!…..

SOMETHING SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT IT!…..

…..(NOW I AM SHOUTING)…..

…..(calm down…take some deep breaths)…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

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