A PTO Poem
I had to mow…
I had to mow awhile ago…
But to mow required the PTO…
And the PTO is usually a No-Go…
Accompanied by frustration and woe…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And so……………
with the assistance of Paolo…
…….away I did go…
chopping & cutting and mowing in rows…
Weeds & small trees were dispatched and laid low…
Small rocks & wood chips were slung to and fro…
No livestock were pelted or hit with a blow…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everything’s cut short now from above and below…

The buzz-cut’s complete with the bush hog in tow…
The snakes can’t hide & have nowhere to go…
So except for the sun-stroke, I am happy to know…
I’m done with the mowing and that &%#%$@^% PTO.
**********Tra La**********

(I think I’m dehydrated & dazed.)

(Next time I’ll do a parody on the lyrics of the song “G.T.O.” by Ronny and the Daytona’s.)