*2026 Hurricane Season*

*2026 Hurricane Season*

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I don’t want to do this post…..

It’s my annual obligation…of a sort…..

It’s gotta be done…I suppose…..

We just had the beginning of this Year’s Hurricane Season on the first of June…..

Can you give me a Hip Hip?………….Can you give me a Hurray?…..

No?…..

…..I hear you…..

I don’t feel like cheering either…..

…..but it’s inevitable…as long as you live here…in Sunny Subtropical Florida…..

We’re still in a drought………….but the burn ban has been lifted (???)…..

…..Go Figure…..

…(this limb blew through the tin roofing during Milton)…

We’ve basically only just finished cleaning up after Hurricane Milton…(from two years ago)…..

…..and here we go again…..

Last year’s hurricane season was surprisingly quiet (for us)…but…not so much for Bermuda…..

Hurricane Imelda took direct aim at them…..

However…..

If you can’t stand the heat…you gotta get out of the kitchen…..

And my daughters are Floridians…both were born here and raised here…they are little sub-tropical Floridian natives…..

I’ve tried talking them into going back up to Ohio…..

I’ve tried to make the icicles and snow look appealing and picturesque and fun…..

…..but it was a definite………….No-Go…..

They complain when the temperatures dip below sixty…..

But ice skating…and making snowmen can be So Much Fun!…..

…..(sigh)…..

You know…it doesn’t even look convincing in print…does it(?)…..

…..But Snowmen Are Fun!…..

So…I guess…Here We Are…..

And…Here We’ll Stay…..

To that effect~~~We might as well jump right in with this year’s hurricane information and the predicted outlook…..

But first………….let me dig out and put on my amateur meteorologist hat…..

…..there…..

…..(and I look pretty cool too)…..

A pie-chart graphic showing the NOAA 2026 Atlantic Hurricane Season Outlook: Season probability: 10% Above normal, 35% Near normal; 55% Below normal. Named storms: 8-14; Hurricanes: 3-6; Major hurricanes:

*****(So Much NOAA Information Here)*****

…..Study Up…There Will Be A Quiz Later…..

A three-column list of 2026 Atlantic hurricane Season Names: Arthur, Bertha, Cristobal, Dolly, Edouard, Fay, Gonzalo, Hanna, Isaias, Josephine, Kyle, Leah, Marco, Nana, Omar, Paulette, Rene, Sally, Teddy, Vicky, and Wilfred. Names provided by the World Meteorological Organization.
*******So Here It Is…This Year’s Line Up*******
There are some fairly goofy names on the list…..

I really think Milton could’ve been a tougher sounding name…..
I suppose there could be a bad assed hurricane named Paulette…it’s a bit of a stretch…but…still maybe Paulette could fool us all…..

Hopefully we won’t get that far…..
And what’s with Nana(!?!)………….it’s like weaponizing someone’s Grandma…(that’s really not cool)…..

Well…time will tell…..
…..and one thing is guaranteed…you will hear me complain every soggy step of the way…..

Here’s to looking forward to a potential hurricane’s silver lining………….there’s always the hurricane snacks and
junk food to look forward to…..

***(I don’t know what WordPress is doing with the sentence spacing…they’re up to something…all on their own…it’s not me)***

 

 

 

 

 

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